It seems there is a terrible threat on the rampage round Bristol. Our Snowzilla has been destroyed, and only the most formidable snow creature would be able to win a battle with something as “Roar-wsome” as Snowzilla, so this is a hysterical public service announcement to be on your guard…We feel it most likely it is a snow King Kong or a snow Pterodactyl that could have surprised the Snowzilla from above…
Snowzilla Slain...
Noooooooooo!
I am in genuine fear for my life now. This is a terrible, terrible thing.
All the other snow beings in Queens Park were mutilated. I think a local pyschotherapist went on a rampage, victim to victim, sparing none.