Welcome, the Intergalactic Seeding Alliance!
Dear Team Rubber,
You may have noticed of late an expanding growth in the far corner of our office. To ease your curiosities and relieve your fears let me explain a little deeper as to what this is.
A few weeks ago I ventured over to this side of the office for the first time. It wasn’t an easy journey, I had to swing on cyber vines past Boss Country before digging under Developer Island; avoiding the vicious Zopey Pythons and SQL Plones that inhabit those parts.
I apprehensively crept towards what appeared to be a rapidly reproducing organism, with my machete in one hand and a billowing white flag in the other. I was torn equally between peaceful intent and violent self defense.
Upon closer inspection I saw 6 human like figures pouring liquid fun into a hole in the wall. Jenny was with them, she looked happy. Felix too was there, looking confused, but also with a huge grin.
“What are you doing?” I queried.
A small child-like figure replied “I am Joanna part of the S33D3R dynasty on the planet Spreadtheword, we have located the magical entrance portal to the internet in your office, we must dispose of our fun stuff into it.”
Realising the mystical potential of these beings, I tossed aside my weapon and white flag and wasted no time striking a deal with these enchanting creatures. I promised to supply them with all of the fun stuff they could ever imagine, in return for their amazing fun stuff distributive powers.
The beings introduced themselves, they are:
Jess - A true fun stuff pioneer. Back on her native planet Spreadtheword she still has another year of otherworldly University to complete. But is willing to travel lightyears three days a week in order to gain access to our portal.
Nastasia - The pilot of the S33DER family’s spaceship. A true visionary in fun stuff spreading. Also known to speak other mysterious dialects.
Charlie - A master of many fun stuff dialects. Carries a strangely coloured cubic device.
Joanna - Had been here before, doing undercover work, but holds a true eye for word spreading, and is considered something of a Prodigy on her home planet.
The S33D3R Dynasty have quickly struck a deal with Felix and Jenny for mutual use of the portal. They have formed the Intergalactic Seeding Alliance (ISA), which will be working from Seeding Corner (SC). They are now ready to work their collective magic on anything we can throw their way. Please welcome them, make them tea and chuck smiles at them. They have come in peace.
Yours,
Ian Ochiltree
Seeding Manager & Intrepid Explorer
