More exciting even than a Samuel-L.-Jackson-starring, internet-co-authored horror-thriller flick is surely the Team Rubber Bristol office move. Today’s dramatic development was that people came and took away some of our safes (don’t go getting heisty on us, they’re for looking after public consultation stuffs) using a crane, hence ‘safes on a crane’. Geddit? ‘Safes’… ‘on a crane’? Come on, that’s good. Anyway. Here is a picture:

Notice Andy’s ‘truck’ in the background, which is approximately the size of a safe, though almost certainly not as hard to break into (it doesn’t have any doors).












Good luck with the move, all! Sorry I can’t be there to help make tea or pancakes.