What we’re looking at here is my speedo which tells me all sorts of useful information like: speed, elapsed time, heart rate and even when incoming missiles are approaching. The stat that we’re interested in today is Mr Odo, yes thats right – my total distance travelled. In under 6 months I’ve clocked up a stonking 500 miles, this I believe gives me full rights to re-release that song by the Proclaimers, but with the subtle comic change of replacing the word “walk” with “cycle”. I don’t expect it will make any money, but if you are interested in purchasing then leave a comment, thats what they are for… probably.