After clink-clinking our keyboards over the heads of the guys at Clink-Clink, we clink-clinked our Champagne flutes in celebration of our forced seizing of their office space. Our occupant forces finally moved in but a mere few weeks ago in order to spread the Team Rubber ideology further across Ropemaker Court.
We sent in an office monkey to test for mines, deem the area clear for habitation and – as a finale – to do his usual thing of tapping a keyboard nonsensically. However, we quickly discovered that the office looked a lot smaller in real life…
Not ones to be disheartened, and always adapting to the challenges presented by new media, we at Team Rubber have assigned a new strategy to our manifesto. We have developed a cutting edge working model that measures success by determining the amount of work per square foot on our premises.
The model works on this simple notion:
work x rubber – space = 5n (9nl cupboard x clink) – movement + emac
We aim to implant 16 workers into the new space and to send our work per square foot (WPSF) ratio through the roof. I will watch and cackle mercilessly at the metrics sky-rocketing with the new WPSF Dashboard on Polar Bear.
Thankyou, as you were.