Ultimate browser showdown

Matt Wilkes - January 14th, 2009

Forget CSS.  Forget JS features.  Forget it all, we’ve finally got the be-all-and-end-all test to find out which browser/os combination is best!  The ACID test is history, bring on the unicode snowman test!

NB: Results may vary depending on your own individual awesomeness.  Terms and conditions apply. See back of pack for details.

Browser OS Render sample Score
Firefox OSX 3196803772 bf6e1fae26 m Ultimate browser showdown- 10/10
Firefox Windows 3195944033 217f017ac9 m Ultimate browser showdown 1/10
Opera
Firefox
Linux 3195944097 76b423eca2 m Ultimate browser showdown 8/10
IE 5.2 OSX 3195958993 b1219cea65 m Ultimate browser showdown 0/10
IE 7 Windows 3196788762 6a259848dc m Ultimate browser showdown 9/10
Safari
Opera
OSX 3196788944 ba8c7dc5c5 m Ultimate browser showdown 6/10

Surprisingly few browsers bothered to render the snow, an integral part of snowman longevity. Clearly these browsers are not suitable for high availability applications. Firefox on windows gets a token point for marshalling a few pixels, but it’s not the kind of snowman I’d like to find in my garden.  IE for Mac needs to be uninstalled immediately (we had to check 5 macs before we found a copy).

Linux could have scored signficiantly higher, all the requisite parts are there, but the body/head size ratio is a bit too far off which leaves it less than pretty, which leaves us to choose between Firefox on OSX and IE on Windows.  IE doesn’t have the snow, so we’re left with Firefox on OSX being the best browser, with IE in a close second.

There you have it, it’s better to browse the net with windows and IE than Ubuntu and Firefox!  Scientificly proven.

6 Responses to “Ultimate browser showdown”

  1. Laura W says:

    Actually found that genuinely interesting… for a post essentially about code and operating systems…
    ;-)

  2. Lee Joramo says:

    from the source, it looks like IE is getting a little assist:

    http://unicodesnowmanforyou.com/ARIALUN0.eot

  3. Wichert Akkerman says:

    If I see this correctly this tests the OpenType font renderer of your browser. That eot file is not an assist for IE: it is the very thing being tested.

  4. Matt says:

    Firefox, Windows, 1/10. Awesome, it’s so abstract it looks like a salt shaker, birdhouse or a tea kettle.

  5. Andrew says:

    Interesting.

    In FF 3.0.10 on XP, it looks exactly the same as on OSX.

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